Free with you

Nothing.

October 20, 2014 at 6:57am
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Reblogged from knochai

benjamin-strider:

perchu:

boys with collarbones (✿◠‿◠)

boys with clavicles (◕‿◕✿)

boys with spines (。♥‿♥。)

boys with patellas (≧◡≦)

boys with phalanges (◑‿◐)

boys with thoracic vertebrae (✿ ♥‿♥)

 

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hello ladies

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6:56am
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Reblogged from fivegum

fivegum:

I AM PISSING MY FUCKING PANTSI M LAUGHING SO HARD

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October 19, 2014 at 12:18am
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Reblogged from -annoying

legalmexican:

officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.

it’s the annoying mom hair cut

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October 18, 2014 at 11:54pm
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Reblogged from molebucks

molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

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1:37am
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Reblogged from theawesomeadventurer

thatfunnyblog:

 

I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that

I got suspended, Thursday school, and moved to an entirely different classroom because of this post.

I JUST FOUND OUT THEY BANNED SNAPCHAT ON MY SCHOOLS SERVER BECAUSE OF THIS OMFG

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1:36am
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Reblogged from ghoulking

rehaunt:

okay so there was this one time i went to walmart with a friend and someone just left their kid in the ball cage and it looked like walmart was selling children paired with a ball for five bucks

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1:35am
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Reblogged from shwastedmermaid
sorryicantbeperfectx:

shwastedmermaid:

When bæ tells you you look good without make up

Lmao

sorryicantbeperfectx:

shwastedmermaid:

When bæ tells you you look good without make up

Lmao

1:35am
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Reblogged from coffee-mate
coffee-mate:

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le-grand-danil

coffee-mate:

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Want to brew up a batch in a new kitchen? Enter for a chance to win $25,000 toward a Martha Stewart Living™ kitchen makeover—available exclusively at The Home Depot—and thousands of daily instant win prizes. For official rules and to enter, click here

le-grand-danil

1:35am
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Reblogged from nc-17

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1:35am
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Reblogged from xhardcorebearx

alltheprettyones:

3 ways to win a ladies heart

1. Make her food
2. Make her cum
3. Let her nap

#3 is important.

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