overprotective parents raise the best liars.
but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot
The honeymoon phase never has to end.
— Jimmy Fallon (on marriage)
toddlers are essentially just drunk college kids
So, I’m on deployment in the Middle East, one of the guys gets a care package from his gf, almost all of the pictures of the models have had their faces replaced with hers.
I love the idea of people watching and him not caring but fucking me senseless so that it doesn’t really matter if I care if anyone sees
i’m feeling sick
no no no no
i watch this every day
This chick cray
She is on another level.