you could kill a man in any of these dresses, and pretty sure no jury would convict you. those are killing-men dresses, that’s what i’m saying
I’m not like other girls!XD
I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.
Oh my god, i hate sluts!
Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird.
All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.
This is everything.
"youre in college! You dont have to ask for your parents’ permission anymore!!!"
me about to do a powerpoint presentation
so yesterday me and my friends went to eat sushi and we made plate tower. it was so tall
"I like your outfit"
when my parents complain about me